Drains

There are a myriad of portals that leave your house. The obvious conduits of the doors come to mind, and if you’re particularly limber or escaping from a fire or feeling a sudden ecstatic burst to exit your domicile in a most unconventional, but completely lawful way, then perhaps you could jolt yourself out a window (though I bear no responsibility for the outcome of this method, especially from an upper story). There are others that are perhaps a little less obvious, such as cracks under doors or windows (and I firmly recommend against attempting to force yourself through these), as well as ventilation ducts, chimneys, and gaps in the vinyl soffit around edges of the roof, and while bats, rats, and birds, respectively, may try to enter through these breeches in your fortress I am still compelled to recommend solidly against a forced exit in any of these portals. These are some of the macroscopic means of exit, letting alone the plethora of microscopic ones. However, one macroscopic one we have yet to touch on are the drains. Drains serve quite a specific function in the home and that is to take receive the filth and take it far away. Whether soiled hands or gritty vegetables, drains take all of the unwanted particles and hide them far away, never to be seen again. In fact, they take the corrupted water to waste treatment facilities where the sludge is blasted with a series of chemicals and ultraviolet light, completely refreshing for use again. In a similar fashion, Christ has taken the filth of every believer and hidden far, far away, absorbing every bit at the cross. This is where he drained the dregs of God’s wrath, not leaving one drop.